COMMISSION FILE · 00-HERO

$COGE Commission on
Government Efficiency

The next runner of DOGE.

Smarter. Faster. More effective — for working people.

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COMMISSION FILE · 01-BRIEF

The Briefing

We are introducing COGE — the Commission on Government Efficiency.

This Commission will find ways for our city to work smarter, faster, and more effectively for working people.

New Yorkers deserve a city government as careful with their money as they are.

The next runner of DOGE has four paws and a seal.

Satirical meme briefing. Not an official NYC document.

COGE commissioner cat at the desk with brass nameplate — FILE 01 — COMMISSIONER DESK

COMMISSION FILE · 02-MISSION

Mission Directives

Six stamps. Zero bureaucracy. Maximum meme throughput.

Smarter

Replace red tape with red yarn. Cats always land on the efficient side.

Faster

Approvals in one stamp. Meetings shortened to a blep.

For Working People

Budgets that respect the commute, the tip jar, and the overtime grind.

Cut Waste

If it doesn’t purr, it doesn’t pass. Surplus fluff goes to the shredder.

Careful With Money

Treat every dollar like a can of tuna — open only when it counts.

Community Audit

Holders stamp the ledger. Transparency is the house style.

COMMISSION FILE · 03-METER

Efficiency Meter

Stamp the checklist. Raise the city’s vibe score. Free. No wallet. Not an airdrop.

Not financial advice. Not an airdrop. Just a vibe gadget.

0 % EFF

CHAMBER IDLE

COMMISSION FILE · 04-LEDGER

Budget Ledger

Dossier rows only — no fake numbers dressed as facts.

Supply TBA Sealed until launch

Liquidity Pool TBA pump.fun curve

Tax 0% No buy/sell tax planned

Chain Solana Launched on pump.fun

Ticker $COGE COIGECOIN

Contract SEALED POP 1 only

COMMISSION FILE · 05-PROCUREMENT

How to Buy

Solana only. Phantom or Solflare — not MetaMask.

01

Get a Solana wallet

Install Phantom or Solflare. Secure your seed. You’re the commissioner now.
02

Fund with SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange, withdraw to your wallet address on Solana.
03

Open pump.fun

Navigate to the $COGE page when the CA goes live — or paste the verified mint.
04

Swap SOL → $COGE

Connect wallet, set amount, confirm. Stamp complete. Welcome to the Chamber.